

Saturday night with all My friends from the gym at a housewarming party! Such a fun night. Got waaaay buzzed, and eventually My 🍆 came to meet me and take Me home. Then we spent ALL DAY on Sunday in bed. Literally did not leave the house once. Ordered shit loads of pizza and snacks and spent the day eating and fucking A LOT. Earth shattering orgasms were had by both. I am feeling beyond satisfied today 💦. Already got one of My american pigs to reimburse the majority of the night but there's still three bottles of red wine to reimburse. Either tip $10 to cover 1, or $30 to cover all three. I should not have to pay for a single thing when I have fans/losers/paypigs like you lot!