I wanna be a mermaid and just live under the ocean and occas..
Added 2023-03-11 20:26:09 +0000 UTCI wanna be a mermaid and just live under the ocean and occasionally save drowning men and let them teach me how to live among the land dwellers and then I'll be all kooky and adorable but some cryptozoologist will be after me, wanting experiments and shit and I'll have to escape and head back to the ocean. Anyway... Life's better down where it's wetter, take it from me. No, seriously take it, fuckin take it.
