OMG guys... It wasn't my fault. I had left the traffic cone ..
Added 2022-12-03 16:59:44 +0000 UTCOMG guys... It wasn't my fault. I had left the traffic cone on the floor, I was about to get in the bath so I was completely naked. I spilled some butter that I had in my hand... Because I always eat toast when I'm in the bath. (I keep my handy toaster next to the bath at all times.) It went all over the floor and I slipped on it... And landed straight onto the traffic cone, which went STRAIGHT UP MY ARSEHOLE. I never did get it out. It's still in there to this day getting slowly digested in my rust bucket. True story.
