

We should name my new dildo (the one from my previous post t..
Added 2021-06-02 02:35:35 +0000 UTCWe should name my new dildo (the one from my previous post today), if you’ve seen my “complete failure” video where I tried to get....
“BIG RED”
*(aka) “30lbs of dick”
*(aka) “dick as big as my calf”
*(aka) “Mega Dick”
...in me and FAILED, then you know that he has since been “retired” ....by default!
Meeet my new friend, it’s BIG REDs younger brother, he’s thinner, but he’s tall AF and he’s a little less veiny - what should we name him?????